Wednesday, June 17, 2009

oh boy.

Me: Luke - what are you eating?
Amber: LUKE?! What is that?..........oh my gosh I think it's a snail.
Me: {screaming and yelling w/ amber screaming and yelling in the background} OH MY GOSH HE IS EATING A SNAIL.
HOW THE HELL DID A SNAIL GET IN MY FAMILY ROOM????????????
OH MY GOSH HE'S EATING A SNAIL!!!!!!!!!!
Me: {jump out of my chair and swipe his hand away from his face}
......there goes the snail shell.....
Luke: {crying because we yelled so loud}
ME: oh lukey, sorry buddy {screaming and sweating and almost crying}
AMBER: oh sorry luke {screaming and sweating and almost crying}
Me: phew. it was just the shell.
3 minutes later that shell was INCHING IT'S WAY ACROSS MY CARPET. Antennas and all. OH MY GOSH. I am still gagging.
I then made/let Luke chew on a wipe to clean his mouth out.
The next five minutes were then spent screaming and sweating and almost crying and making amber get it out of my house.
DIS.GUS.TING.

8 comments:

Tyler & Katy said...

ewwwwwwww GROOOOSSSSSSS!!!!! LUKEY!!!!

janica said...

haha.. I LOVE that you made him chew on a wipe to clean his mouth. haha

Kaitlyn Flanagan said...

Hahahahahahaha! Love that kid. Kyle used to come home from playing outside with snails in his pockets and my mom would find them when she did laundry. So be prepared!

The Gruwells said...

ha ha ha!!! best thing ever... at least you will remember it! i can picture it like i was there!

The Emerys said...

Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard. That is freakin digusting and maybe you dont keep your house clean. Ha ha

Anonymous said...

K, seriously, that is nasty. Moving on.

Megan! How are you?? I'm so glad you came out of the blog-stalking closet so now I can stalk your blog. :) Your little boy is adorable!

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Jen said...

Ha Ha! That is so funny! And totally gross too!

Amber said...

OH I hate this story. EW EW EW. I HATE snails. And way to get graphic talking about the antennas and all.....SICK